The moon is beautiful

adventure-heart:

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rubykgrant:

captioned-vines:

duanejosepholson:

How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

these puppets are more real than real people

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niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian:

The Lion king 2019

Me watching the teaser: OH MY GOSH THIS LOOKS SO GOOD I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS IN THEATERS!

Me internally: Oh god I’m gonna have to see Mufasa die all over again……..this time in CGI.

(via niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian)

heaven-nor-hell:
“ shoobrit:
“When ya girl bisexual
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Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.
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heaven-nor-hell:

shoobrit:

When ya girl bisexual

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

(via sleepy-kitsu)

rachnera-official:

kildozer:

rachnera-official:

goji2015:

rachnera-official:

rachnera-official:

rachnera-official:

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what the fuck

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They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle

Fuck this website

That means that them saying they banned nsfw artists was a “glitch” has to be them lying through their teeth.

Tumblr staff has always been fucking incompetent but this is a new low.

This isn’t even them being incompetent. This is Tumblr staff being sleazy and dishonest. Fuck them.

They got rid of bigdeadrevived I’m pissed now.

Does anyone have a good alternate site?

Many are going to newgrounds.

I’ll check it out, thanks!

In the meantime, I’m going to revive my old twitter account and start using it until it replaces Tumblr.

https://twitter.com/RachneeOfficial

I will celebrate by retweeting monster girls.

(via sleepy-kitsu)

jewbians:

jewbians:

bi women what is ur wisdom tonight

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(via goodbye2014-2020-delete-account)

thatgirlwithfeels:

randomthingsthatilike123:

wintersoldierfell:

cryptiboy:

jukebox-head:

bonepoem:

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jackironsides:

pleaseexorciseme:

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

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He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

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nimbusyosh:

steakplissken:

twocannon:

liberalsarecool:

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Jordan Blue has a bright future. I hope Google searches haunt his classmates for the next few years. #WTFWisconsin

I see some people saying “this is a joke” and I just want to say IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S A JOKE

How do you think Jewish people, people of color, LGBTQ+ people, etc feel they see a bunch of white men gleefully performing the nazi salute? Do you think that makes us feel safe? Or do you think it makes nazis feel safer about doing the nazi salute, because they can just dismiss it “as a joke” if they’re criticized?

Richard Spencer, the nazi who keeps getting punched, was videotaped saying “Hail Trump!” as the supporters in the crowd did the nazi salute. People to this day are still doing it sincerely and it is still hurting people.

It’s not a joke. It’s absolutely abhorrent and should be treated as such.

Not to distract from this, but in Baltimore last night, a man stood up in the balcony and screamed “Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!” And did the salute during intermission of Fiddler On The Roof, knowing the Hippodrome would be full of Jewish people coming to see a play about Jewish people.

People cried. People were triggered. People assumed they were going to get shot. In the end he was just thrown out, which upsets me because he should have been held in jail for causing mass panic akin to falsely yelling “Fire” in that theater.

It’s never a joke.

They say it’s a joke, but will be the first to start crying when ppl start showing up to their doorstep like they did to Tucker Carlson

(via miles-b-morales)

kokiron:

long-silver-bullet:

kokiron:

where’s that comic of Illidan cooking the turkey cause I haven’t seen it yet today and I haven’t reblogged it yet for this thanksgiving

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thanks

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